Two
ladies
were
talking.
"
I
think
women
like
us
should
take
a
greater
interest
in
politics.
Tell
me
what
do
you
think
of
the
Common
Market?"
I
still
prefer
KTA"
said
the
second.
Page 10
of
the
Kona
Beth
Shalom
New
Millennium
edition
of
the
"Shaloha
Cookbook:
food
for
the
soul"
under Karen
Breier's
(the
editor) recipe
for
"Lox
pinwheels."
BIRTHDAY
PRESENT
Bennie
and
Moe,
living
in
NY
wanted
to
give
their
mother,
living
in
Kona,
a
new
and
different
birthday
present.
They
went
from
store
to
store
until
to
their
delight,
they
found
a
parrot
that
spoke
Yiddish.
This
astonishing
bird
cost
$500
but
the
devoted
sons
decided
it
was
worth
it.
Think
of
the
hours
of
pleasure
their
old
mother,
living
in
Hawaii,
would
derive
conversing
with
this
extraordinary
parrot;
and
think
of
the
admiration
the
bird
would
elicit
among
mamma's
friends...
So
the
sons
bought
the
beautiful
gilded
cage
placed
the
parrot
inside
and
had
the
singular
birthday
gift
packed
and
shipped
to
Kona.
In
great
excitement
they
telephoned:
"Mamma,
mamma
how
did
you
like
your
present.
"Delicious."
Page 41
of
the
Kona
Beth
Shalom
New
Millennium
edition
of
the
"Shaloha
Cookbook:
food
for
the
soul"
under Suzie
Rose's
recipe
for
"Mom's
Chicken
Soup."
"AHA!"
SAYS
GOLDSTEIN
Goldstein
sat
down
at
Rapport's
restaurant
and
ordered
a
bowl
of
borscht.
The
waiter
brought
it
and
set
it
down
in
front
of
him.
A
few
minutes
later
Goldstein
calls
back
the
waiter.
"Is
there
something
wrong
with
the
soup?"
the
waiter
asks.
"Yes"
Goldstein
says.
"What's
wrong?"
says
the
waiter.
"Taste
it"
says
Goldstein.
"Taste
it?"
says
the
waiter.
"Taste
it"
says
Goldstein.
The
waiter,
meaning
to
comply
with
the
customer's
request,
searches
the
table
for
the
soup
spoon.
"Where's
the
spoon?
the
waiter
asks.
"Aha!"
says
Goldstein.
Page 52
of
the
Kona
Beth
Shalom
New
Millennium
edition
of
the
"Shaloha
Cookbook:
food
for
the
soul"
under
Lorraine
Highkin's recipe
for
"Chilled
Cucumber
Soup.
See
"Announcements"
below
for
information
about
obtaining
the
"Shaloha
Cookbook."
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