A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask."
The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors."
God says, "Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat. The mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore."
God says, "Say no more." And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, "How are you doing? Are you happy here?"
The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels are great . Via Beliefnet
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"If
you have a
reputation
for
ethical
behavior,
that is a
competitive
advantage
in today's
marketplace."
Jim Berg,
International
Paper's
director
of ethics
and
business
practices
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"Given
the
previously
intractable
nature of
[these
patients']
pain, the
improvements
provided
by
cannabis-based
medicines
are all
the more
remarkable,"
Dr.
William
Notcutt of
James
Paget
Hospital,
who
oversaw
the trial
of the 34
patients
who
participated
in the
study
presented
to the
annual
meeting of
the
American
Academy of
Pain
Management. More
than 80
percent
experienced
significant
benefits,
including
pain
relief and
sleep
enhancement,
and
elected to
continue
to a
long-term
trial.
Each of
the
volunteers
had been
previously
unresponsive
to
standard
analgesics.
Concluded
that
compounds
in Cannabis
(marijuana)
can
drastically
reduce the
chronic
pain
experienced
by
patients
suffering
from
Multiple
Sclerosis
(MS) and
spinal
cord
injury.